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Wobbly Knockout Brawl · 1–2 Players

Drunken Boxing

Your boxer can barely stand up — and neither can theirs. Fight the wobble, time your haymaker through the stagger and put your rival down for the ten-count. Gloriously hard to control, free, in your browser.

Drunken Boxing
Get ready…
A / DMove (P1)SpacePunch (P1)◄ ► EnterMove / Punch (P2)

How to play Drunken Boxing

Every boxer in Drunken Boxing is a permanently off-balance wobbling pendulum. Moving rocks you, punching rocks you harder — so the whole game is a fight to stay upright long enough to land a clean shot.

  • Player 1: A/D to stagger left and right, Space to throw a haymaker.
  • Player 2: arrow keys to move, Enter to punch.
  • On a phone: on-screen move and punch buttons appear — landscape recommended.

How to win

Land clean haymakers to drain health and knock your opponent down. A knockdown starts a count — three knockdowns or an empty health bar ends it by KO. Wild swinging will tip you over, so wait for the wobble to bring your fist on line.

About the game

Drunken Boxing is part of the Meta Mat Warriors arcade — free, no-download fighting games in your browser. For more physics chaos try Ragdoll Rumble, test your push in Sumo Slam, or settle it with a grip war in Arm Wrestle.

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